my worst fear is dropping my phone in my ramen because 1. my phone would stop working and 2. my ramen would be ruined
guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages
my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off
i was in the car with my dad and a little kid ran into the road and my dad yelled “natural selection”
My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.